Monday, July 12, 2010

You get more flies with honey, but you get parking spots with baseball bats

Posted on Monday, July 12

To the rude man who yelled at me on Folly Beach July 4th:
Your bigass SUV was stopped in the middle of the road waiting to park, and from what I saw, there were some people getting in their car ready to go. Assuming you were waiting for them, and that it could take a while, I went around you. As I pulled ahead of you, a car pulled out of a parking spot further up, which I pulled into, thinking What Luck! Alas, I had pissed you off. You promptly got out of your vehicle and began yelling at my mother and I. Apparently, you were waiting for this spot 5 cars up. My bad. My problem is, it was an honest mistake, and had you said something more like, "Excuse me, I was waiting for this spot," I would have happily pulled away and apologized. But no, you had to be a dick about it and made me feel like shit. I had thought about not moving because you were so rude, but I had a feeling you were the kind of douchebag that would beat my car with a baseball bat. So, just to let you know, I apologize, but please don't be rude to perfect strangers. I am appalled at being spoken to in that manner, because I would never speak to someone like that. You get more flies with honey, dick.

-Honest beachgoer


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