Mr Mackey 
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Re: “Vigilant citizen confronts Kinder Morgan

The coal is next to the water, m’kay? Move the coal away from the water, m’kay? That would be that um little red circle there in the picture right there, m’kay?

Posted by Mr Mackey on August 1, 2007 at 5:08 PM

Re: “Cocaine in Charleston

Cocaine hmmmm? Now I wouldn’t even know where to buy cocaine in Charleston, m’kay? Now um just where would um a person go if they were, you know, wanting to buy some cocaine. I was just wondering m’kay. So I wouldn’t go in that area you know. So if you told me then I would stay away m’kay? So go ahead and tell me m’kay? Now as I was saying, drugs are bad. You shouldn't do drugs. If you do them, you're bad, because drugs are bad, m’kay? It's a bad thing to do drugs, so don't be bad by doing drugs, m’kay? That'd be bad, because drugs are bad, m'kay?

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Posted by Mr Mackey on August 1, 2007 at 4:24 PM

Re: “Folly Beach Residents Report Police Harassment

Mr Crap eatin’ Crunch Eats crap for his lunch Likes it full of hunks Of corn and other junk Mr Crap eatin’ Crunch Washes it down with a little punch Dropped on his head when he was a punk Likes turds in great big hunks Mr Crap eatin’ Crunch Where does he go for lunch Likes turds in great big hunks He’s Folly’s Crap eatin’ Crunch! Turd's are bad m'kay?

Posted by Mr Mackey on July 18, 2007 at 11:49 AM

Re: “Folly Beach Residents Report Police Harassment

That would be bad. M'kay?

Posted by Mr Mackey on July 17, 2007 at 9:34 PM

Re: “Folly Beach Residents Report Police Harassment

I do not drink out of the toilet, m'kay? Drinking out of the toilet is nasty, m'kay? Mr Crap eatin Crunch, you are a very evil person m'kay? Everyone knows that the cops are scared to death of the gangs in Charleston and North Charleston, m'kay. Because those gangs won't hesitate to pop a cap in their asses, m'kay? So where is the safest place for a cop to hide? Folly Beach, right? Bunch of laid-back surfers not hurting anybody. You can hassle the crap out of them because they don't carry guns, right? A safe place for the chicken ass cops of Charleston and North Charleston to hide out. Meanwhile the crack runs rampant in Charleston and North Charleston. Cops just doing their jobs? I don't think so m'kay? Why do they only do their jobs at the beach? What about those areas in Charleston and North Charleston that are off-limits to the cops? No one doing their job there, m'kay. Funny how the cops pick the SAFE places to do their jobs. Dangerous job? I don't think so. Bunch of chicken shit rednecks. The bros downtown are loving the cops spending all their time at the beach. Crack sales are up 100%. But mr super cop has gotten a total of .000005 grams of marijuana off the beach. I can sleep in peace tonight knowing we have that kind of protection. Besides, they’re all too busy reading this right now. Thanks for serving and protecting me people. Wonder why no one appreciates you? You will never figure it out. And calling a crack head instead of 911 sounds like a great idea, m’kay? Because there is one on every corner, so they are always there. They’re all not piled up at the doughnut shop and sitting in their cars in a parking lot somewhere. They have better work ethics than cops. They’re available. Smarter. Friendlier. Make more money. Leave innocent people alone. And they keep the cops away. Gotta love those crack heads.

Posted by Mr Mackey on July 17, 2007 at 9:59 AM

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