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Re: “Ohioans have invaded the Lowcountry... and some folks wish they would leave

I'm Ohio born and raised, and I don't like us either! I mean, there are some decent Ohioans. I've met maybe 20-30 in my 35 years here, but most of Ohio sucks and most of us know it. We only tend to gravitate to places like the Carolinas because we can't afford to get much further than that on a single tank of crappy winter-blend fuel in our ugly, smelly, rotted out vehicles. Don't want us in your state? No problem! Raise hotel rates and give away a free tank of gas to any southbound Ohio plates that come near your town. We'll just keep going. A full tank is a real luxury to us. Most of us would happily pay for it, if our cost of living in this dump was less than 150% of the median income here, but we can't. Even Panama isn't far enough south from Little Siberia for my tastes. Better yet, put together a fund to build a huge fan to blow all of Ohio's delightful weather back towards Canada where it belongs. Then all we have to do is demolish 99% of the structures in the state and Ohio and fire literally everyone in the state government and we will have a real shot at being an OK place to live, instead of a shitty place to die. Just kidding, sort of.

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Posted by JFrederick on February 18, 2014 at 2:04 PM
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