Crunchy Frog 
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Re: “Let's not let Charleston become Myrtle Beach

Mr. Moredock,

You are a dick with ears.

I think I'll publish an article pushing for a ban on fat people flying on airplanes, since their fat sweaty asses not only take up their entire seat, but also half of the seat that I paid full fare for. Fat people should be banned from theaters because they are impossible to see around, and they should be banned from churches for the same reason. In fact, fat people present a really poor example to our children, so they should be banned from public, altogether.

Stay home and hog out on ice cream and Ring-Dings and bags of Doritos, because the way you huff and pant when you waddle around, is really annoying and disturbing, and waddling heavy-breathers, such as yourself, are just obscene and you take up entirely too much space and consume more than your fair share of resources on our over-crowded planet, nevermind the additional strain that your fat ass puts on our medical system with all of the resultant health conditions from your piggish laziness and disgusting, slobbish, selfish excess.

What, you disagree? Perhaps you find my views distasteful and bigoted... Good. How does it feel, dick with ears? How about you mind your own business and concern yourself with keeping your nose rooting around in your trough, rather than grunting and oinking and vomiting your bigoted piggish garbage on a sector of society that really doesn't concern you.

Posted by Crunchy Frog on March 12, 2009 at 12:53 PM
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