Highlights from City of Charleston police reports

Blotter O' The Week:

A stabbing victim told police he'd been injured by an unknown man, but police later identified his girlfriend as a potential suspect. Her sister then got in a fight with the victim's sister during a hospital visit.

A man questioned after his girlfriend accused him of assault told officers numerous times, "No, I haven't hit her yet."

Excited Perp O' The Week: "Just go ahead and fucking lock me up. I know you want to. Let's go to fucking jail!"

A woman reported that someone had broken into her home and stolen a beach bag containing paperwork and two prescription pills. And to think, our beach bag just sits in the laundry room with moldy towels and half-used lotion all winter.

Items Stolen In the Last Two Weeks: Five laptops, two bikes, five iPods, and seven GPS units.

A woman reported that her neighbor had threatened her, saying, "I'm gonna slice you up. Me and my friends are gonna gang and punk you cuz you look young." And here you thought shooting up with Botox would make you feel better.

A witness questioned about a street fight told officers to look for the woman who was missing her weave. They found her.

The Blotter is taken from City of Charleston police department reports. We've added a cartoon and a little commentary. We've added a little humor, too. No one has been found guilty. This is not a court of law.

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