Highlights from City of Charleston police reports

CRIME O' The Week:
A man began to flail his prosthetic arms after several women, who apparently felt threatened, refused to buy flowers from him.

A man and his girlfriend were walking their puppy when a woman passed them with three dogs of her own. In an effort to protect his pup, the man stuck his foot out. The woman thought he was trying to kick her dogs and hit the man over the head. His girlfriend told officers, "Talk to my dog. He will tell you he hurts. Then again, I bet you can't talk to dogs." We can't talk to crazy people either.

Foul Mouth O' the Week: "You fucking lying-ass piece of shit ... (unprintable — even by our low standards) slut tramp whore!!!!!!!"

A mother wanted her son arrested because he allegedly refused to clean his room and because he allegedly pushed her after she tried to close the refrigerator door on him. And you wonder how Dr. Phil still finds work.

Threat O' the Week: A 15-year-old threatened a classmate on MySpace, telling the fellow student that she would "kick her ass and break her neck on the first day of school."

The Blotter is taken from City of Charleston police department reports. We've added a cartoon and a little commentary. We've added a little humor, too. No one has been found guilty. This is not a court of law.


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