BLOTTER 

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The Blotter is taken from City of Charleston police department reports. We've added a cartoon and a little commentary. We've added a little humor, too. No one has been found guilty. This is not a court of law.

Two boys got into a fight at a local high school on May 2, apparently because one of the boys thought the other had thrown a chicken bone at him. Both were arrested and taken to jail for disturbing school. Kentucky Fried Jailbait tonight?

An off-duty cop working security at a Sam Ritt department store last week walked up to a female clerk, pointed to his holstered pistol, and said, "I'll fuck you up." Both the officer and his fiance, who also works at the store, said the two joke about beating each other up all the time. Yeah, it's all fun and games until someone gets shot in the face.

A West Ashley man allowed police to search his backyard shed on April 29, whereupon cops found a sophisticated hydroponics operation that included a rotating artificial lighting system, water pump and filtration system, and (drool) 30 plants, all about 10-12 inches tall. Guess the Froot Loops and Funyuns were still in the kitchen.

Also on April 29, a drunken man stumbled around the parking lot of a Meeting Street gas station, walked into a parked car, and nearly fell on someone trying to enter the store. When approached by a cop, the man said, "You can't arrest me for walking around drunk because I'm not driving." He was then arrested for public drunkenness. No word if he's been charged for public stupidity.


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