The waters are rising, and things are only going to get worse when it comes to flooding downtown. That’s why you should go ahead and stretch your sea legs by commuting to work every day by boat. Nothing says, “Sea level rise can’t get me down” like pulling up to your partially submerged office in a brand-new speed boat. Like to ride your bike into work? Too bad, but you can swap out that Schwinn for a kayak. Just don’t forget to lock that thing up or somebody may shove off without you — leaving you up the creek without a paddle. —Dustin Waters