Look, we love the Harry Potter series too. Heck, some of us may have even received a Harry Potter cake at their most recent birthday. But the Potter love can go just a little too far. Like the Quidditch team at the College of Charleston. Without a Nimbus 3000 between your legs, you're just playing ultimate frisbee while rubbing your privates with a wooden stick. And don't even get us started on that swill they call Butter Beer. Somebody needs to cast a Cruciatus Curse stat before this catches on with ESPN.
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