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5Church’s Ceiling

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When Trump becomes president and his mothership arrives to destroy our planet, at least those who have dined at 5Church can relax in the knowledge that they know how to fight back against the alien invasion. Thanks to the restaurant’s ceiling, which displays the entirety of Sun Tzu’s The Art of War, those who love a good Market Street cocktail and reasonable American fare, will be our greatest protection against world domination. —Kinsey Gidick


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