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Comment Archives: Stories: News+Opinion: Savage Love

Re: “C**k Locked

This is an interesting twist on the old internet trope of people not knowing what The Onion is and reacting to satirical articles with sincere panic or outrage. Savage Love first reached me via The Onion's A/V Club magazine (non-satirical side) a long time ago. Sure enough, and even decades later people are losing their damned minds about it. Once viewed through the lens of "it's about to get weird in here," Dan's column is a lot less shocking.

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Posted by factoryconnection on April 3, 2018 at 2:59 PM

Re: “C**k Locked

I like how it shows the problems of day to day people. This dude clearly needs to buy an 800 dollar car, AND get rid of ALL of his other vehicles.

I feel bad for this poor guy in the "cock letter". Having an 800 dollar shit car is a non piercing option as far as his new chastity machine goes. It will be good for helping him keep it in his pants.

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Posted by zee on April 3, 2018 at 10:47 AM

Re: “C**k Locked

Was this really necessary?

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Posted by navyvet on April 3, 2018 at 10:27 AM

Re: “C**k Locked

I can finally relate to one of these articles too!
I once had a chastity device as well (even though I bought it for myself), it was my old CAR. I believe it was a 1989 Toyota Corolla. It died, but then I sold it to LKQ pick your part (which is an AWESOME place to have in your city as well.GREAT DEALS...).

I didn't get my hair caught in it and I got four hundred bucks for the machine that was holding my sexuality back after it broke, because it takes more than that to stop a good driver. LKQ will take it from you, and strip it, then let you have what you want!

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Posted by zee on April 3, 2018 at 10:19 AM

Re: “C**k Locked

Sorry you feel that way, Randall. Obviously, everything we publish won't appeal to everyone and we're not expecting everyone to read everything. But we are doing what we can to include a variety of perspectives and voices. If this isn't your speed, don't worry; Southern Charm is back on Thursday.

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Posted by Sam Spence on April 3, 2018 at 9:55 AM

Re: “C**k Locked

Thats it I am out. Erasing CCP off of bookmarks. Good luck with trash like this.

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Posted by Randall Floyd on April 2, 2018 at 3:15 PM
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