Wednesday, January 2, 2008

Warning: The First Joke Is Sooo Last Year (News Wrap)

Posted by Greg Hambrick on Wed, Jan 2, 2008 at 4:54 PM

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Pakistan delaying elections. Enraged U.S. beauty queens riot. "You mean we're going to have to caucus again!?"

• Not happy to solely target the music swappers on the internet, the record companies are ready to go after the millions of us who got laid with the help of a mixed tape.

• Rudy Giuliani calls for troop surge in Afghanistan. We call for a cashier surge at our McDonalds.

• France warns against young people using cell phones. Apparently, it's not just the Jonas Brothers ring tones that are a public health danger.

The cold temps have reached the South Carolina media, officially starting the six-month countdown to gripes about the heat.

No slingshots at the San Francisco Zoo, just a pissed off tiger, one fatality, two other victims, and a restaurant staff with vivid memories of that kitchen scene from Jurassic Park.

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