Monday, July 2, 2007

He Was A Friend of Mine (News Wrap)

Posted by Greg Hambrick on Mon, Jul 2, 2007 at 2:49 PM

Here’s the Wrap:

Bush and Putin unite, but not in a gay way … we think.

Putin suggested there would be “further substantial intercourse on this issue.”

• An abandoned bottle of cologne causes a stir at JFK.

Authorities closed one terminal for about an hour until police determined the suspicious package was harmless.

Harmless? Have they seen those Axe Body Spray commercials?!

• Scooter is heading to the house of horrors where pleas to the president go unheard. No, we’re not talking about Walter Reed.

• Porn with your pizza? There’s an “extra sausage” joke in there somewhere, but I’ll leave it.

• Swifter (more swift? swiftening?) justice for Thomas Ravenel: His arraignment has been pushed up to Friday.

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