Monday, December 8, 2008

SCENE: Santa Pub Crawl

Posted by Erica Jackson on Mon, Dec 8, 2008 at 4:48 PM

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Saturday’s Santa Pub Crawl, benefiting the Carolina Children’s Charity, was Charleston’s most spectacular costume event since Halloween. From tacky sweaters to Christmas trees that lit up, every imaginable element of the season was represented. Many of Santa’s helpers were clad in cleavage-revealing get-ups, and a sloshed Santa mused, “It’s about to turn into Girls Gone Wild in here!” One randy Rudolph, hoping to join in on some reindeer games of a more risqué persuasion perhaps, was bending over for various cameras and spreading holiday cheer with her derrière. But the ladies weren’t the only ones flashing some skin. Plenty of fellas bared their white upper thighs or stuffed their knots into green and red tights. The pub crawl’s drink specials made dorky Christmas elves brazen enough to lay their best pick-up lines on even the most buxom Mrs. Claus: “Can I put my present under your tree?” Add this crowd to the naughty list for sure. —Angela Hanyak


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