Thursday, February 3, 2011

Whoopsie oops splatter pup is a rock boxer

Posted on Thursday, February 3

HERE IS A BIG " UP YOURS" TO THE STUPID BLONDE BIMBO WHO RAN OUT IN FRONT OF MY CAR IN 5 O'CLOCK TRAFFIC AT THE CROSSTOWN . YOU WERE DRAGGING YOUR POOR DOG WITH YOU. YOU ARE LUCKY NEITHER MYSELF OR THE 20 OTHER DRIVERS NEARBY DID NOT RUN OVER YOU OR YOUR DOG.
YOU WERE OBVIOUSLY DUMBER THAN A BOX OF ROCKS, AS YOU STOOD IN THE MEDIAN GOING "WHOOPSIE OOOPS!!" AND GIGGLING WHILE CARS ZIPPED BY YOU BOTH WAYS AT 40 MPH . OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYONE HIT BY A CAR - PEOPLE SPLATTER, AND 9 QUARTS OF BLOOD GOES EVERYWHERE.
I FEEL SORRY FOR YOUR DOG - HE SEEMED LIKE A NICE DOG AND IT WILL BE A PITY WHEN HE GETS HIT BY A CAR CAUSE YOU ARE SUCH A DUMBASS THAT YOU RUN OUT INTO TRAFFIC WITH HIS DEFENSELESS DOG-SELF IN TOW.
I FORGIVE YOU IF YOU PROMISE NOT TO BREED. THERE ARE ENOUGH DUMBASSES IN THE WORLD AS IT IS, NO MORE ARE NEEDED.

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