This is to Baked on Easy Bay Street for making the best goddamn cupcakes on the face of mother-freaking earth. My life sucked, so I ate a cupcake and now it doesn't anymore, plain and simple.
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My life sucks too. Does the cupcake store have a branch near me? I hate driving, so forget the store you went to, man. I hate buses, so that's out. I can't walk anymore cause I might miss something on TV. However, the call of a cupcake is very intoxicating. Do they sell the recipe? Maybe I could con my wife into baking again. Her life sucks worse than yours or mine, trust me. The only reason we got married is because we both believe in the magic of a cupcake, (or any desert). Try Oreos with a 70% dark chocolate chaser. Then a swig of red pop, (strawberry soda), and then gargle. Feel that? taste that? Right on! Far out! It's better than Woodstock man. Oh no. Parent over shoulder. Gotta go.
