1. Its the sports car of facial hair.
2. The treatment of choice to hide the effects of early stroke.
3. Customized love, each and every follicle grown especially for you.
4. No better way to distract from a unibrow.
6. Think of it as a French beret for your lip.
7. I may be on Viagra, but by God I grew this all on my own.
8. The upper lip in its larval stage.
9. Its not just growing hair; its telling your face to put on the big boy pants.
10. Two words: Tom Selleck.