If you dread Valentine’s Day because your relationship status always seems to read “single,” join other Cupid-haters at the Mellow Mushroom, where they’ll be telling Cupid to f-off with a vengeance. The vengeance of the undead, that is. “Every year we find a way to torture Cupid as much as he tortures single people, and this year we are making him a zombie,” says party organizer Jonah Jeter. The Mellow will be turned into a veritable zombie carnival with a zombie shooting range, a zombie photo booth, zombie piñata, and living dead-inspired goodies and decorations. There will also be a zombie photo contest on Instagram and Twitter. The best zombie wins a bar tab. Jeter adds that couples who are accepting of the single lifestyle are welcome too, but we’d advise not getting all lovey-dovey. You might find yourself on the wrong end of a zombie rifle.