THIS EVENT HAS BEEN CANCELLED
The City Paper loves funky sports. We did a whole issue on ’em not too long ago. But there was one truly exciting game that was missing from it: Extreme Midget Wrestling. Really, we shouldn’t even have to describe it to you to entice you to go: the Extreme Midget Wrestling Federation calls it “the baddest little show on earth.” They’ll set up their ring on the floor of the Music Farm and go at it; you’ll see drop-kicks, half-nelsons, and even folding-chair smacks. This isn’t regular, plain, boring midget wrestling. It’s extreme. You should already have your tickets. Meanwhile, we’re going to go slap ourselves for our lack of political correctness.