Blotter O' The Week:
Officers arrested a man for public drunkenness after he allegedly attempted to rip a toy from the arms of a toddler, knocking the child into the mud.
Drug Hiding Spot O' The Week: In the tape deck of a boom box.
Stolen Items O' The Week: Four iPods, four laptops, two GPS units, and one bike
Unprompted Statement O' The Week: "I've been assaulting people for 30 years."
Four barstools were stolen from a downtown porch. And somewhere, three guys and a short, curly-haired sassy waitress are reenacting their favorite scenes from Cheers.
Drunk O' The Week: "I'll probably blow over the limit. That is just my luck," followed by "I was buzzed, then I saw you behind me and I said to myself, 'OK, now I'm sober.' "
Victims described one suspect in an armed robbery as wearing a black "urban camouflage" jacket. We're not sure what that means, but we're going to guess there was a painted hooker and streetlight on the jacket.
Odd Theft O' The Week: Seven Airwick refills
The Blotter is taken from City of Charleston police department reports. We've added a cartoon and a little commentary. We've added a little humor, too. No one has been found guilty. This is not a court of law.