Blotter 

Highlights from City of Charleston police reports

Blotter O' The Week:

Four Confederate flags were stolen from a man's front porch. With the flags captured, we're confident in reporting the Civil War is officially over ... oh, who are we kidding.

Crime Scene Find O' The Week: A bloody cigarette

A West Ashley man told police that he suspects his neighbors are dealing drugs because he's seen frequent exchanges of "small packages" and "luxurious cars" stopping by.­ There's a joke about overcompensating in there, we just haven't found it yet.

iPods Stolen This Week: Three

Bikes Stolen This Week: Four

A man allegedly tried to beat hospitality into another man downtown after not getting a response from a "hello." The man allegedly hit the victim in the face, telling him, "This is Charleston and we say hello here." We take that "Most Polite City in America" title very seriously.

Threat O' The Week: "I can get someone cheap enough to come break your windows and really hurt you."

The Blotter is taken from City of Charleston police department reports. We've added a cartoon and a little commentary. We've added a little humor, too. No one has been found guilty. This is not a court of law.


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