Highlights from City of Charleston police reports

Blotter O' The Week:

A man being committed for suicidal threats fled the hospital after he was told he wouldn't have a TV in his room. Don't worry, man, the new 90210 would only make you more depressed.

Famous Last Words O' The Week: "Go ahead and spray me."

Officers found an unknown medication when searching a woman's car. "It's not from a real doctor," she told them. "It was prescribed by my hippie doctor."

Officers doing a strip search of a man found eight grams of marijuana "in his buttocks." What would Lt. Dan say?!

A beach bag was stolen from a downtown woman's car. Its contents included: two beach towels, sunglasses, a bottle of Jose Cuervo, another bottle of an unknown liquor, her voter registration card, and other items. Proof that the Hillary supporters are still taking the loss hard.

Worthless Lost Item O' The Week: A real estate license

The Blotter is taken from City of Charleston police department reports. We've added a cartoon and a little commentary. We've added a little humor, too. No one has been found guilty. This is not a court of law.


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