Blotter O' The Week:
Police found a man stumbling around a downtown parking garage wearing only a collared shirt and boxer briefs, with vomit caked on the side of his face and his shoulder. He didn't know where he had been or where he was going. Yeah, it starts with sporting socks and sunglasses and singing about old-timey rock 'n' roll in your living room and ends here.
Embarrassing Shoplifting Experience O' The Week:
18-year-old nabs Hot Wheels toy trucks.
A woman told police her 10-year-old had received a call from a business on the cell phone she gave him. The phone was in her name, so solicitors shouldn't have her son's information. No word on if that really was Destro and the Baroness she overheard in the background.
A smoker in front of a Market Street shop told police a store manager had grabbed her arm and pushed her because he didn't want her smoking in front of his store. The manager says the woman blew smoke in his face and he was just trying to knock the cigarette out of her mouth. Why didn't she just go to a bar? Oh, right.
A James Island woman was pulled over for erratic driving and admitted to officers that she had marijuana in the waistband of her pants. Officers also found weed in the floorboard, in the shoe of a passenger, and in the woman's purse. This lady hides drugs like we hide that extra Halloween candy.
DR. PHIL O' THE WEEK:
"I was with her four hours ago and now she is there fucking some other guy. Who does that?"
The Blotter is taken from City of Charleston police department reports. We've added a cartoon and a little commentary. We've added a little humor, too. No one has been found guilty. This is not a court of law.