Best Veteriniarian 

Dr. Johnny Ohlandt

Dr. Johnny Ohlandt

James Island. 1509 Folly Road. 795-7574

Johnny Ohlandt wins best veterinarian every year, and it's not because of his 18 years of experience, his work caring for beached marine mammals, or even the point he makes to educate pet owners about diet and proper care. It's the flood of letters and votes from the animals themselves. --Stratton Lawrence

Dr. Ohlandt,

I was pretty upset with you when you shot me with that dart, but when I woke up, I felt better than I have in years. That tooth had been killing me. Bad as it hurt, I'd have bitten your head off if you touched it. Now I'm feeling groovy, and Mama Cat's digging on the sweet bling you dropped in my grill.

-Puma at Charlestowne Landing

Dear Doctor,

I heard my owners talking about "encephalitis," but my head hurt to bad too think about it. I actually thought my brain was turning to Jell-O, but whatever those pills are they keep crunching up in my food have really made me feel better. You are one smart dude to have figured that out, and I'm glad I didn't have to use up another life. I've only got six left.

Thanks doc,

-Heathcliff the Persian


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