Make no mistake, the Happy Heretics are a drinking club with a running problem. Each month, the Heretics gather to chase a “hare,” one of their fellow runners who is responsible for laying down a trail of flour or chalk or the like that the other Harriers follow. Once the run is over, the fun-loving Happy Heretics celebrate the chase by downing a few. Oh, and if you decide to go on a run with the Heretics, be prepared to get your very own nickname, courtesy of your new-found friends. Our favorites: Lays There and Takes It, Revolving Whore, and Step Away from the Corn.