At the end of January, basketball coach Bobby Cremins' tank hit empty. His team, the College of Charleston Cougars, was struggling, and he was absolutely exhausted. So what did he do? Well, what any of us would do, of course: He took a permanent vacation to a beach house in Hilton Head. While there is no doubt that the Cougars miss their leader, they have performed surprisingly well in his absence. Cremins has only spoken once since taking the leave, and whether or not he will ever return to the Cougars (or coaching at all) still remains to be seen. We heard that a unicorn's breath not only smells of baby oil and pure cocoa, but deeply inhaling the creature's exhalations cure all stress, anxiety, and exhaustion — give it a shot and get well soon, coach.