Life doesn't come with an instruction book, but if it did, we're sure that it would include a fair set of guidelines for folks to follow. Things like look both ways before crossing the street. Always remember to wear sunscreen. Never get into a land war in Asia. Simple, right? You can add this rule to the list: If you're white, you can never ever use ebonics without looking like a racist asshole. WTMA's Rocky D either has never learned this lesson or he just doesn't care. We think it's probably the latter. But tune in to Rocky on almost any given day and he's bound to be ranting about welfare queens and government cheese. If he is, the ebonics are probably not far behind.