This song from the Holy City's favorite down-and-dirty country crooner Cary Ann Hearst features one of the truly great lines we've heard: "Whiskey makes you sleep all right/ Cocaine makes you grind your teeth all night." But it's the video — featuring Hearst and real-life husband Michael Trent looking all living dead like — for this screeching foot-stomper that originally won us over. Seriously, don't show this one to the kiddies. Nuh-uh. Cocaine may keep you up all night, but so will nightmares. You've been warned.