The Wreck or poop in my mouth....? hmmm... If I order the poop can i split the check?
Let me be clear. The crowning achievement in Chris Haire's "journalistic" career was as the point man for the character assassination of his former colleague Jack Hunter. Well done Chris. As for Jack, I'm sure he will continue to make independent, thought provoking articles for REAL publications, while Mr Haire continues to write bumper stickers for the local coupon clipper. "I want to buy Chris Haire a beer" said no one EVER.
I wouldn’t wipe my ass with that shirt. No way would I give Byron a cent of the profits. Ima Oldman is dead on right. If Byron does or doesn’t get his street meds this dude is super agro...makes no difference. Besides, Lord Byron has made a lucrative career of being our resident "urban outdoorsman"/parasite by looting unlocked cars, breaking into Mary St. parking meters, and mooching on the greater Gobacktoohio.com ex-pat population at CofC. Hopefully his cut of the profits can help him purchase a one way greyhound ticket straight out of town. But then again why would he? You assholes at the City Paper keep giving him trophies !
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