Adam Brock 
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Re: “Because of Orson Scott Card's politics, I won't be seeing Ender's Game

What! Mr. Card killed a bus full of underprivileged, gay, lesbian and transsexual special needs children with an automatic rifle he purchased from the local gun show while driving his earth destroying SUV!

Oh, he didn’t? Well I guess I should put away my rainbow hood. Me and my fellowship of gay brothers, the notorious GayGayGay, were going to put on our assless chaps and ride into Mr. Card’s home, string him up by his genitals, and tickle his anus until he confessed to being a closet homosexual! RAINBOWS!

Still you have set me down the righteous path of purifying my house of all the vile content that is overwhelming it. I think I’ll start by breaking all my old Elvis records, you know, because he stole music from the blacks. Then I’ll burn all my delightful Disney movies made during the dark overlord’s lifetime, Walt Disney, you know, because he hated the Jews…and blacks… gays too…most definitely children and the elderly. Then I’ll forget all about the Emancipation Proclamation, you know, because Lincoln thought blacks were inferior and that we should ship them all back to Africa. I’m so glad we started this awesome cause of trashing media we don’t agree with! If only the Nazi’s, the Catholic Church, and every mother who has tried to ban books from the public library had a cause as noble and pure as ours!

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Posted by Adam Brock on October 2, 2013 at 2:24 PM
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