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Re: “The Wreck of the Richard and Charlene”

The Wreck or poop in my mouth....? hmmm... If I order the poop can i split the check?

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Posted by benjamin.criscitiello on December 6, 2012 at 2:23 PM

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Re: “T-shirt company Flooded Streets coming June 1”

I wouldn’t wipe my ass with that shirt. No way would I give Byron a cent of the profits. Ima Oldman is dead on right. If Byron does or doesn’t get his street meds this dude is super agro...makes no difference. Besides, Lord Byron has made a lucrative career of being our resident "urban outdoorsman"/parasite by looting unlocked cars, breaking into Mary St. parking meters, and mooching on the greater Gobacktoohio.com ex-pat population at CofC. Hopefully his cut of the profits can help him purchase a one way greyhound ticket straight out of town. But then again why would he? You assholes at the City Paper keep giving him trophies !

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Posted by benjamin.criscitiello on April 22, 2013 at 4:03 PM
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