"A downtown restaurateur reported that three unknown men stole a Parmesan cheese shaker. The victim followed the men outside and confronted them. They allegedly told him, "There are three of us and one of you. Do you really want to do this?" The three suspects were later found, but the shaker is still missing. And our pizza is bland. Thanks."
Re: “Blotter: Fraggles and cheese shaker thieves”
"A downtown restaurateur reported that three unknown men stole a Parmesan cheese shaker. The victim followed the men outside and confronted them. They allegedly told him, "There are three of us and one of you. Do you really want to do this?" The three suspects were later found, but the shaker is still missing. And our pizza is bland. Thanks."
gimme the cheese and nobody gets hurt