Wow...it looks like Ken Burger has found his soulmate! I have actually found a more ignorant, completely off-base RANT regarding food service since Mr. Burger's unmerited and completely infactual article regarding the F & B industry. Considering you had to write a mini-novel with a overuse of capitalization in your highly emotional "review", it seems you have some deep psychological issues that you seem unable to deal with, except to blame it all on your servers. I could count how many times you used the words "STUPID" and "LAZY", but considering your entire review is full of completely subjective and untrue statements, it isn't worth my time. It is apparent you are disrespectful to the waitstaff in the establishments you patronize, while keeping an incredibly detailed journal of every bad experience you have had while dining out. Yes, servers make mistakes. Sometimes, the kitchen makes mistakes. Some servers are even "STUPID LAZY IDIOTS" However, expecting every server to know by memory every detail of your lard-laden order or to check their notepad continuously while delivering food when he/she likely has 10-20 other guests distributed around the restaurant is ludicrous. However, "ludicrous" statements lie rich in your entire review. If you are as much of a witch as you seem to reveal yourself to be in your amateur wording of your review, then it probably is likely that one or two of your "LAZY IDIOT STUPID" servers did, in fact, "FORGET" to put in your order, possibly contemplate "DROPPING" your food on the ground, and then not realize that you were missing a side of ketchup and that your bacon wasn't light brown instead of dark brown and that your BBQ sauce is on the side instead of giving you that extra side of fries.
And you're married? The poor fool.
From someone who's been in the industry for a decade, and is quite successful yet wishes to never deal with "STUPID LAZY IDIOTS" like yourself:
People like you are the reason that some servers become resentful of their jobs. People like you are the reason that movies like "Waiting" with Ryan Reynolds are made...and quite depictive of reality. People like you are the reason that intelligent, kind-hearted, attractive and competent people like me will NEVER serve ignorant assholes like yourself. Being mean-spirited may be your only trick in the book, but it clearly is not getting you better service. And clearly you're not attractive, because just by laws of nature even pseudo-attractive women get better service. Or maybe you're attractive and just a tad psychotic? Who knows.
Get a life. And please, cure both our problems by NOT going out to eat.
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