Couldn't agree more with you, Mr. Booth. However, I have encountered the female iteration of "that guy." In most cases, she is the underage drunk girl who can't handle her alcohol, yet insists that she is not drunk. That girl will want to draw as much attention to her as possible due to her immaturity, and excitement about the fact that she is drinking illegally, and in a public setting! She achieves this by squawking away in a high-pitched hysterical voice about something that happened to her, or something she saw, or some other absolute non sequitur which no one cares to listen to. She usually does this when the band plays a slow song that everyone else is intently listening to. I've found the best way to deal with this girl is to humiliate her in front of everyone else by simply saying "Hey little girl, Shut up!" 9 times out of 10 this will work.
I did not attend this show, nor was I aware of any band called ALO before reading this review. However, due to the strongly worded negative comments by Mr. Booth, and the subsequent strongly worded comments toward Mr. Booth, I was prompted to look up ALO on YouTube.....I have therefore come to the conclusion, as an impartial reader in this debate, that ALO does indeed SUCK! All you fans out there defending this jammernoodle congregation of beach bum sunny-go-lucky piles of shit are seriously disillusioned. Their song lyrics could have been written by a 7 year old, and they do indeed bear a distinct imitation to Jack blows-the-Johnson. Sure I used to listen to and enjoy this kind of sound, but then I turned 5! Grow up. Get some Soul. And most of all, thank you Mr. Booth for warning potential ALO show-goers to stay home.
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