It's a good thing James Beard isn't alive to experience this "award winner." All hype. No substance. They spend more time on the logistics of filing busloads of tourists in and out than they do on their actual food. The biscuits are dry. The grits are bland. The food is overpriced. Not worth the wait even if there weren't a wait. It's the Hyman's of breakfast.
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Yeah, but you should see the view of my wallet. I'd rather overlook the emptiness that surrounds Cool Blow for 200k than pay 600k to look at douchebags in jean shorts being carted from Hyman's to The Battery behind overheated, incontinent mules. It's a small sacrifice, all things considered. And I'd actually argue there's no sacrifice at all; the view from the roof is quite nice. The bridge, the sunset, the lights of North Chuck. Not to mention, if the wind is just right, I can spit on your office. Something I do with increasing regularity. Keep up the acceptable work!
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