"Somebody broke into a house and stole a .38-caliber semiautomatic pistol, a .40-caliber pistol, a 12-gauge shotgun, and a 20-gauge shotgun."
I thought owning guns was supposed to keep homeowners and their possessions safe.
Sweetie, if you're going to be clever you need to get it right. The Pantheon is in Rome, Italy. The Parthenon is situated in Athens, Greece.
Jackass o' the week FTW! Just how intoxicated was this guy? Thanks for bringing a huge grin to my face fuck boy drunk guy. I guess if you are going to get locked up for D & D you may as well have a little fun with it. Hope your Mom bailed you out.
"No, but you are like the fifth person tonight to have something stolen."
Probably take my business elsewhere henceforth.
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And the "Drug War" jobs program for police, lawyers, prison guards and DEA agents continues.
Semantic Distinction o' the Week: When an officer told another officer that he had found narcotics in a man's backpack, the man piped up and said, "That's not narcotics, that's weed."
he is correct. and a 'narcotics' charge is a felony where as simple possesion of pot is NOT.
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Someone is planning to do home maintenance and repair with a bit of flash!
It's not a typo.
"I have to poi." That's either a typo or she had to take a really nasty dump. Or both.
Really? You find it amusing that a homeless man was caught stealing food because he was hungry?
And they all involve stupidity.
So who should we arrest?
Just about 50 per cent of incidents seemed to involve intoxication. Society should be arrested for its management of alcohol.
BTW, that refers to EXCESSIVE alcohol use.
Sez who? According to the CDC, 88,000/year. What do you think we are talking about here, tobacco?
This blotter is proof enough that were it not for public drunkenness, alcohol related violence and incidents of DUI, we could reduce by 60% the number of police we need in this country to keep the peace. People who promote the consumption of booze try and escape any blame by telling people to drink responsibly when they know darn well that very little alcohol renders many people incapable of being responsible. Over 300,000 deaths each year in the US are attributed to the consumption of alcohol, and so far as the media is concern, they are merely sacrifices to the god Bacchus that helps insure much manna in the form of advertising dollars. The press will publish lighthearted material of how silly people can behave when intoxicated but will NEVER reveal the dark side of alcoholism with any consistency or show GRAPHIC pictures of the results of alcohol related auto accidents and violence. Much of the blood and misery directly related to abuse of alcohol is on their hands whether they want to believe it or not and of course THEY DO NOT WANT TO BELIEVE IT!
Charming Late-Night Anecdote o' the Week: An officer wrote in an incident report, "It should be noted, the offender stated, 'I'm not that drunk,' as she slid off the curb onto the sidewalk in a sprawling manner."
That was written by the most literate cop I've ever heard of.
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