I'd comment more but I'm laughing too hard.
Well, just to set EVERYONE straight, y'all should know these facts.
#1. Santa Claus IS Jesus. They are the same "person".
#2. Santa Claus isn't a "honky"...he is a "nigger".
#3. Santa Claus is a typo for Satan Claws.
#4. Satan is the real God and creator of this earth...oh, hold up now and think about this before you get your righteous anger ball all fired up for more of Yahweh's genocidal exterminations of all men, women, children, babies, animals, cities and trees!
#5. Consider "Christianity" for what it really is...an excuse to project hatred onto "others".
#6. Santa Claus is a German "jew". (jewish is a religious orientation, not, a race).
So, there you have it. All the proof in the world that everything you ever thought about good old Santa Claus is wrong!!!
I mean, just look at it (in the words of Ed Bassmaster)...there are 6 facts up there. We all know that 6 is the devil's number, so, that proves it exhaustively!
Could it be more obvious?
And all the time it was right there staring in the face!
Merry Motherfucking Christmakwanzahannukkah you bunch of ignorant, Ignavi idiots.
Oh yea...may there be peace on earth.
Peace on earth?
Exactly when was the EVER any peace on earth?
I say fuck peace on earth and kill those who are different from you.
Peace is for the weak - War is for the strong!
Thee Universal Demiurge (ahem)...nice to meet you, hope you get my name!
Good catch on the X-Men.
I still disagree with you on Skywalker.
I'm with you on this, with the possible exception of Luke Skywalker.
Also, Wolverine, Professor X, Cyclops, Jean Grey, Magneto are referred to as homo superior, also not human, hence not Caucasian.
Yeah, those durn people who could actually sing started showing up.
Karaoke was ruined long, long ago.
Thanks for pointing those out. I'll put some interns on cleaning those up after we put these next two issues to bed in the same week.
Sure, Chris, and while you are resting you can come and do my job for me.
But anyway, just a few that I am sure of:
Karaoke, Wednesday, Loggerheads.
Karaoke, Thursday, Do Re Mi- Been closed for years now.
Karaoke, Manny's, Saturdays.
And that's just the Karaoke section, there are plenty more.
I stand by my comment that this section is grossly inaccurate.
60. Lindsay Lohans Rehab
61. Hey Girl - the 50000+ reported sightings of Ryan Gosling Downtown on a daily basis when he spent a few days here.
62. Any cupcake show or cupcake bakeoff. Enough of this 10 pounds of frosting stuff already.
63. Cronuts - at least while I am in NYC. Thats enough Dominique, back to the classics please just like Fauchon's.
53. Congress (but it's been ruined for quite some time actually)
56. Martin Bashir (of MSNBC)
57. the Brazilian wax (finally! Thank God!)
58. Paula Deen (but she'll be back in 2014 I predict).
Please tell me more about the live music section errors. We'd certainly like to correct any errors we've made. For your information, many of these listings are ongoing and/or submitted by the bands and clubs themselves, and as you may have guessed, we are unable to contact each venue every week to confirm information.
Wait... what happened to sideboob? All I can think of Xtina's display a few weeks ago on the voice, although that was more "centerboob." regardless it deleted any slights to the classic greatness of sideboob.
Thank u Chris. Loved the article!
The CCP. Ruined by trolls, poor writing, and a grossly inaccurate live music section.
Feel free to add.
This list is quite accurate! I think many of us have additions to the list.
Alec Baldwin always makes me shake my head in disappointment. Jack Donaghy was such a wonderful character, and politically, we're in similar places, but MY GOD the stuff he does in real life makes it hard to not hate his ass.
Oh no. Not that pesky Constitution again!
I seem to see a strong correlation between people that:
1. Pillory Mandela and African nationalists for employing force against one of the most oppressive systems of government in the latter 20th century and
2. Brag of their "2nd Amendment solutions" to political issues like Obamacare and gun control, of the "coming revolution" and whatnot.
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