Sometimes we go about our daily tasks and put them to song, which is why we love musicals. Singing while taking out the trash — not smelly at all. Emotionally belting out an important life decision? That’s totally therapeutic. Oh and singing about sexual awakenings and bondage? Well, that’s just 50 Shades! The Musical. Based around a ladies book club that decides to read Fifty Shades of Grey, the show features songs like “They Get Nasty,” “I Don’t Make Love,” and “How Much Can I Take?” Lasting just over an hour, the proud-to-be lowbrow musical lewdly captivates the audience with tongue-in-cheek lyrics, including, our favorite, “There’s a hole inside of me that I need to fill/A yearning down there/A screw that needs to be drilled.” We guess it pays to be musically direct.