Blotter O' The Week:
When police asked a man why he was lying in the middle of the street with a bottle of Seagrams Dry Gin, he told them, "Because I'm fucking Barack Obama, bitch!"
Blotter O' The Week:
After officers and EMS suggested a man go to the hospital for a psychiatric evaluation, he yelled, "I am your superior," "I am a general," and "You can't touch me and I don't have to put out my cigarette." He apparently forgot, "You can't handle the truth!"
When officers pulled a James Island man over for suspected DUI, they noted that he had trouble getting out of the car and that his eyes were partially closed. He stayed silent for a long period of time before blurting out, "I'm just coming from a Mardi Gras party." Well, if that wasn't an admission of guilt, we don't know what is.
Blotter O' The Week:
A teacher was surprised when what she thought was a note being passed between classmates turned out to be a bag of weed. Puff, puff, pass to the left, man.
Blotter O' The Week:
A woman told an officer that she had brought an unknown man to her home to go through her closet and take any clothes she didn't wear anymore. When pressed for details on any crime, the woman then refused to elaborate, saying that "if she had a monkey swinging from the chandelier, nobody should have a problem with that." She then asked the officer to promise to promote another neighborhood cop who she said had helped her out. She said she wanted him to move in with her because, "he is a good kid that has been steered wrong, but she could correct him."
