Monday, September 17, 2007

If the Gloves Don't Fit, He'll Steal 'Em Anyway (News Wrap)

Posted by Greg Hambrick on Mon, Sep 17, 2007 at 4:04 PM

Just like Oceans 12, the sequel to O.J.: The Wacky Nutjob pales in comparison to the original.

Simpson is accused of leading an armed entourage into a hotel room at the Palace Station Hotel-Casino and making off with several items of sports memorabilia Thursday, the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police said.

No gloves?! No Bronco car chase?! And they call this entertainment! Wait … oh, it’s news.

• Former Mexico President Vicente Fox says President Bush is “the cockiest guy I ever met in my life.”

And this guy has met world leaders who wear military uniforms yet have never served in the military.

• The ACLU and The Washington Post have come to Larry Craig’s defense. Well, if he didn’t look guilty to the GOP establishment before …

• Doctors can’t reattach man’s arm after alligator bit it off. I wonder if they can amputate the mental image of those photos of the bloody, flailing armless man from my mind.

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When you say national leaders who wear military uniforms (like flight suits) who have never served in the military (like reading magazines to pass the time in the Texas National Guard), I suppose you could also be describing Double-U. Yea, he's cocky, among other things.

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Posted by bluedog on September 17, 2007 at 9:06 PM

Shame on OJ. I think he's quilty. What do you think? Will the Juice (O.J. Simpson) be "squeezed" this time? a/ Yes, the glove fits. b/ No, but he's quilty. c/ Can't catch the Juice. Vote today at http://www.pollicious.com

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Posted by JengoPop on September 18, 2007 at 12:48 PM
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