According to a tweet from the S.C. Senate GOP caucus, the state Senate has voted unanimously to overturn DHEC's decision approving a water quality permit for the Savannah Harbor Expansion Project. Previously, the state House voted for a similar bill, which passed 111-0.
As you know, without the water quality permit the proposed Savannah River dredging project would not be able to proceed. (Or at least that's one interpretation of the law. Another suggests that the project never needed DHEC's approval in the first place. It was a mere formality.)
I don't know about you, but all of a sudden I feel like shouting "hoorah" or "huzzah" or some other equally enthusiastic shit. The Port of Charleston has been saved. Yay! Nikki Haley and her evil goons over at the Department of Health and Environmental Control have been defeated. Yay! I'm sitting at work typing away at a blog post when I could be at drinking bourbon at a bar and scribbling dirty doodles of Newt Gingrich and Herman Cain getting bested by the men of the Salami Fighting Association on a beer coaster. Boo!
Whatever.
See, I seriously doubt this victory will last. In fact, I'd be willing to bet that the men and women of the S.C. General Assembly know this as well. It's all just for show. We all know that ultimately the courts will get involved and the harbor expansion project will proceed as planned while the Port of Charleston faces a future of obsolescence.
As I said in a previous post on this matter, the reports about the DHEC vote have been wrong about one crucial point, a point so crucial that it nearly destroys the conspiracy theory that Gov. Haley was paid off by friends of the Port of Savannah to advance the project: It was not the DHEC board of directors that overturned the permit denial as has been widely reported; it was the DHEC staff that reversed course.
The distinction is important for the simple fact that DHEC board members, as Haley appointees, are beholden to the governor for their paychecks while the DHEC staff is not. Haley can replace the board at will, but she'd likely have one helluva time firing all of the DHEC staffers involved in the permit denial. Just saying.
Also, it's important to keep in mind that the Army Corps of Engineers not only approved the Savannah Harbor expansion, they were the party that appealed the earlier DHEC denial, so if there's any conspiracy it must include them as well. Oh and you'd also have to add the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service and the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency to the gang of rogues who plotted against South Carolina. After all, but the EPA and Fish and Wildlife have no objections to the harbor expansion project.
See, in order for this conspiracy to work, it has to be solely between Nikki Haley, the Georgia Ports Authority, and the DHEC board. Once you throw in the DHEC staff, the Army Corps of Engineers, the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service, and the EPA, the whole thing starts to get too fucking complicate — that is unless you want to believe that this thing goes all the way to the top of the U.S. government. Ugh. (That said, none of this means that Haley didn't pocket some cash in a little game of you-scratch-my-back, I-scratch-yours.)
When it comes down to it, all of this bitching and moaning by the General Assembly is about keeping the Port of Savannah from getting a competitive edge over the Port of Charleston. The trouble is, there's a good reason that the Port of Charleston is behind, and it's because our state elected officials and their comrades in D.C. have been sitting on their asses instead of making sure that the Port of Charleston gets the money it needs to expand. It's their laziness — not the acts of some sinister cabal — that has put the Port of Charleston way behind the Port of Savannah.
Update: The state Senate's 35-0 vote was for the second reading of Senate Bill 1115. According to the Charleston Regional Business Journal, a third and final reading is expected today. The Senate has also approved the House's version of the same bill.P.S.: To all of you who came to this page via Huffington Post and made it this far, you deserve like two gold stars and an A++. To those of you HuffPo readers who didn't make it to here, you owe me a bourbon and Coke for being lame lemming linkers. I will find you.
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It is assumed, FCB, that you are comfortable with "less asshole 18 wheelers on I-26" right up to the point where your gas stations are empty, your grocery aisles are bare, and your Zappo's deliveries are delayed. Then, probably less so.
Nikki, Nikki, Nikki....her State of the State address was pathetic, just like her governing of this State. Boo x 2
Did you forget the EPA, Fish & Wildlife, and Army Corp are chock full of Bush lifetime political appointees (the ones who suddenly became civil servants just hours before his term expired)? These subversive middle managers control what really happens in these agencies, and the neocons made sure they had lifetime "embeds" in place to continue their work with impunity.
I guess I get points for not being a loser who will click anything.
Hello? Is anybody here? Damn, I must've mic-clicked again. This never happens to me at FreeRepublic.
Of course, the only time I was in SC, I was thrown in jail for fighting with the Navy. I don't remember too much of that time...
So, huh, where do I pick up the two gold stars? Can the A++ count towards my piano lessons? Just asking.
Your the kind of piece a sh*t that shouldn't be in journalism. Why not call it what it is, "liberal dribble". You obviously don't have a clue what unbiased reporting is, and writing JUST FACTS. See you are a moron and can't do your job well enough to get the real story, so you have to fill in spaces with your liberal opinions. So really you are not a journalist just some liberal hack!!! Go FU*K OFF!
hackthree -- wOW!!! I am just .... like ... blown away with the wit and prescience and logic and .. and .. and .. just like blown away, man. If you'd move to Massachusetts you could marry me. I would, like, totally man have your children.
LOL. Two gold stars and A++ sounds like cheap southern bourbon to me. Hook me up.
Sounds like the only thing that's going to be sailing into the Port of Charleston any time soon will be a couple of canoes. All hail Nikki Haley job creation policies.
your article would be so much better if you weren't trying to be cute/funny.
Great article, Haire.
Don't worry. Georgia is very little competition for anything.....especially education, but that's another blog......or is it?
Why is it that representatives in office today are so unintelligent and they don't have one iota of curiosity?
We really need to elect people with more than attention span of a gnat and test them to make sure they have even read the legal language of bills before them.
That said, congratulations....from the state with a former veterinarian for a governor and currently a junkyard owner for governor, Georgia of course.
That is the dumbest, kitschy, adlosecent piece of journalism I have ever read.
Get another job and take a pay cut.
May I please trade my gold stars for the bourbon--a good one, double, on the rocks--preferably in a noisy bar? Love your state (I'm a Coloradan). Keep ranting rabidly.
You know what, I've had a change of heart. A round of Wild Turkey Rare Breed for everybody. (Personally, I like it better than Pappy Van Winkle and Noah's Mill, although I tend to stick with Makers Mark.)
What startled me about the Gov's State of the State Addy was the lack of her ability to read aloud - it sounded truly junior high - not ready for the big stage at all - maybe she shouldn't take that plumb spot at the RNC podium she got for the DHEC deal after all - just sayin'...
Isn't this a shovel ready project that repubs are rejecting? So the executive branch does because the people of Nebraska are concerned about soiling the largest aquafir in the plains. Here Repubs are afraid of "free market" principals prevailing. God love politics!
Where do I pick up my two gold stars? I made it all the way to the end...
HP reader here; Just send me some Hushpuppies and a glass of Lemonaid Ty ;-)
Came via Huffpo but since I live just down the road, I think I'll forgo my stars and join you for the drink!
So, what do I get for getting to the end of the story AND the end of the comment thread? (Besides the inevitable blinding hot poker that shoots through my temple every time I run into one of these: "Your the kind of piece a sh*t that shouldn't be in journalism. Why not call it what it is, "liberal dribble". ")
Do I get an extra star because, unlike the quoted commenter, I actually comprehended what was written?
When the new and improved Panama canal is finished, those citizens living near East Coast ports that impeded their improvement toward capability to accept the billions of dollars of Asian imports and exports redirected from West Coast ports will seem beyond simply stupid.
Nikki Haley's days as Tea Party favorite are over. She has no support within her own party. Maybe she can switch to the Baloney Party. www.sci-burr.com
Congratulations to the SC Senate for putting our governor in her place. In case you all did not realize, Charleston is a port city and the port is a major industry which brings tons of revenue and jobs. Who cares? I care and so do most thinking people. Thank goodness for our senate who generally votes with their heads!
NC Huffpo reader here. Your governor is much cuter than our governor...but our Beaufort took best small town award, so take that.
Basil Hayden. and I prefer it neat, bitch. Nice article though. Nikki Haley is almost as bad as Rick Scott. Throw in some felony convictions and a 200mm blood money trust fund and they could be husband and wife at the next Koch Brothers circle jerk out here in Methland, CA.
